“that? in the conference room? we were joshin’ around.”

“some days i am just on fire. what can i say?”

“HE’S GOING TO SWALLOW HIS TONGUE! OPEN YOUR MOUTH! C’MON, DON’T SWALLOW IT!”

“no, no, no! you will not die! stanley! stanley! you will not die! stanley! stanley! barack is president! you are black, atanley! i’m gonna give him mouth to mouth!”

“help! help!”

“Um, no, not… no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.”

“…SO MUCH EGG ON MY FACE.”